Sex, Politics, Religion, and Operating Systems

ear ye, hear ye! I decree that there be a fourth taboo when conversing politely in the company of others! Mayhapse you have heard the old adage "Don't discuss sex, politics, and religion  in polite company".Ninety-Nine percent of the time this saying is true one hundred percent of the time, especially in this our modern era, as the conversation will undoubtedly navigate on a vastly different
course away from 'polite'.  To demonstrate my commitment to these aforestated maledictions, I will end all further elaborations on the subject ---> here.

Yet an amendment requires for a new kind of conversation. A conversation turned scathing by the fanboys of our diverse sociotechnical systems. Let us annex the 'Preference for Operating System'  unto the the old axiom for our dinner-table worthy nonpartisan conversation.

Ninety-Nine percent of the time this saying is true one hundred percent of the time... 

No more do I wish to hear of how the iPhone is for the invalid, or Androids are for the ogreish! This war over operational superiority must subside! It is time for  the PC and the Mac users to quell their stalwart fanaticisms and subsist to at least the degree of a friendly acknowledgement.

Brothers, Sisters, there is room enough, in this our digital age, for all our children, and our children's children, to enjoy the fruits or our PCs, Macs, iPhones, Androids, and Blackberrys without cause for quarrel!

So if we must discuss the self-evident truths about which is the superior Operating System I will gladly tell you in earnest...

"The weather is unusually cold for this time of year isn't it, wouldn't you say?"

1 comment:

  1. ...I'm William Shakespeare and I approve this message...hehe